How desperate are you?
Watch porn.
Masturbate everyday.
Want a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Own a sex toy.
Have wet dreams.
Put mysterious objects up mysterious places.
Go out expecting to get laid.
Check out girl/guys at church.
Pray that you get laid.
Meet people on MySpace.
Had Phone sex.
Would go out with someone lower than your league.
Would do it in public.
Would drive 200 miles just to get laid.
Would go on a hunger strike for 2 days to get laid by the hottest person.
Would wear a thong.
Would pay for sex.
Make prostitution legal everywhere.
Own more that 40 pairs of clothes.
Own more that 10 cologne/perfume.