How straight are you?
A mouth, a p*ssy, an ass... as long as it's warm and wet.
People tell you to stop being such a jerk, and take out the stick up your ass.
You go to the gym on a regular basis.
Slept with someone of the opposite sex.
You drink nothing but martinis.
You've watched porno with other guys.
You would die without your Sex and the City DVDs.
You've jacked off with your buddies.
Hate shopping.
Aren't able to tell who's gay and who's not.
Would hate yourself to go to an all boy school.
Stare at gay people.
Homophobic.
Hate shows such as Laguna Beach.
Take $10 haircuts.
Like it when the opposite sex is arround.
You buy clothes from Wal-Mart.
You never worn a piece of women's clothing.
Most of your buddies are jocks.
You've banged a girl with one of your buddies.