How Stupid Are You
Push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH.
Believe a bogeyman hides under your bed.
Automatically turn around when somebody calls 'Hey, Stupid!'?.
Think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?.
Trip over something at least once a day..
Sometimes I dial my own phone number by mistake.
Within the last 6 months, I mailed a letter without a stamp..
Right now, my socks don't match..
I talk to my pet..
I can't program my VCR or my clock radio.
I have clothes in my closet that haven't fit me in over a year..
Think the war in Iraq was a good idea.
Believe MacDonald's healthy food ads.
Climbed into a washing machine just for the heck of i.
I am a gym teacher.
My favorite part of the newspaper is the comics.
I do not know whose picture is on a $10 bill. (no looking, now).
In the last year, I have brushed my teeth with my finger..
I never noticed the key on my computer keyboard that says "SysRq"
Licked a pole.

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